skarchomp:

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

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spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

gentlefemdomlass:

roseetviolette:

Who masturbates for pleasure anymore? We out here masturbating to sleep.

I felt this resonate in my CORE honey!!!!

Yikes…. that one hurt

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eggzaki:

eggzaki:

there really isn’t anything wrong with swearing

if u say “i can’t even adult today” that’s 100 times more offensive than saying fuck

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leprachaunsean:

disasterbisexual:

evoxia:

tumblr after December 17th

you laugh, but they actually wanted to implement a cursing filter 

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sarahlouiseghost:

castielsteenwolf:

hopeful-weirdo:

skeletonize:

skeletonize:

i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19  and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.

This makes me so happy

this is the future gays want

This is amazing! 😭🙌🏻👻

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judedeluca:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

wetmetal:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

queer-musician:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

just-artist-thoughts:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

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ostolero:

charlotteinfinityxx:

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

And humans don’t?

absolutely not

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riverdalelockscreens:

yolkygoblin:

all-the-hp-love:

remus-christmasjumpers-lupin:

its-murderous-business:

evantheterror:

i-guess-im-okay:

gingerb3ard:

the1975-bastille:

azkabanescapee:

carbonated-milk:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

I need to cry

EVERYONE DO IT

I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased

DO IT

@fairyfairypie @fadeslikewhispers @tobilovesturtles

this is so pure

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besosforyou2:

laboricuabonita:

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

and feeling them pressed against your back with their arm slung around your waist is even better

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whospilledthebongwater:

yroxis:

Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

No post has ever described my life as accurately as this one

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saedii:

I want a “I made a playlist for you” typa love

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